Game😳

The year is 20XX, and happily married couple Astolfo and Saul Goodman wake up to find their house invaded by The Hulk! Their good friend, former U.S. president Donald .J. Trump informs them that Joe Biden, in a fit of dementia, accidently released monsters all over America, and only YOU can save the day!

FEATURES:
A plot that TOTALLY MAKES SENSE
HIGH OCTANE GAMEPLAY
CHARACTERS WITH HAIR
CHALANGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (for the hardcore kind of gamer)
CHARACTERS WITHOUT HAIR
BLAHAJ
Political satire?

Controls:
Arrow keys: select; movement
Z:  confirm; interact
X: cancel

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